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‘Waiter – There’s a Fly in My Champagne’
A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.

* The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass
* The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass
* The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne
* The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all
* The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne
* The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese
* The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass
* The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish
* The Ghanaian man poured away the champagne and put the glass in his bag
* The Nigerian Man poured the champagne in another bottle and carried it home
* The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman
* The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation
* The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, ‘Now spit out all that you swallowed.’

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