Nigeria: My life in danger, Amaechi cries out
ABUJA — Barely 24 hours after Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi and four of his colleagues from the North, who paid him solidarity visit were pelted with stones by political...
Nigeria: PDP convention on track as Jonathan intervenes
(Codewit) Following the intervention of President Goodluck Jonathan, the special national convention of Peoples’ Democratic Party, PDP, has again been put on track for the previously scheduled date of August...
River State Crisis: Soyinka warns of dire consequences
NOBEL LAUREATE, Professor Wole Soyinka has warned of dire consequences for the country should the crisis in Rivers State be allowed to degenerate beyond this. Professor Soyinka, in a statement...
Nigeria Man cuts off wife’s genitals, others for ritual
ABAKALIKI — A man, Okorie Ogbafor, has reportedly murdered his wife, Ifeoma Okorie, 26, and removed her genitals and hair at Onicha-Isu, in Onicha Local Government Area of Ebonyi State,...
River State crisis started four years ago, says First Lady Dame Patience
Abuja -The First Lady, Mrs Patience Jonathan, said in Abuja on Wednesday that she had committed the ongoing crisis in Rivers to prayer and that crisis started as far back...
Blackberry to give away free Z10 with every iPhone purchase
Smartphone manufacturer Blackberry is looking to grow its market share by giving away a Z10 smartphone to everyone who buys an iPhone. The drastic measure comes as the firm...
Narnia residents delighted as immigrant loophole through wardrobe is finally closed
Anti-Immigration demonstrators in Narnia are celebrating this morning as a portal that leads to a 19th century wardrobe is finally to be closed. The wardrobe, which has seen several...
Orville to break historic links with Keith Harris
Shit eighties puppet Orville The Duck is to renegotiate his historic relationship with has-been ventriloquist Keith Harris, according to reports. In a speech on Tuesday, Orville will call for...
Research shows toddlers who sleep in four-poster beds ‘more likely to go to Eton’
Researchers have made a startling discovery about how a child’s academic prospects might be improved: they’ve found a link between sleeping in a castle, and then Going On To Eton....
Fred’s Science Museum Closes After Three Months
WOBURN, Mass. (CAP) - After opening to much fanfare in the local press, "Fred's Museum of Science" - billed as a less expensive suburban alternative to the Boston Museum of...