#mycalvins, #notmypubes (via TMZ)
Did you think that Justin "Piss Bucket" Bieber would never grow pubes?
Never say never.
TMZ got the exclusive on the before pics of Bieb's baby body from the CK photo shoot where, among the expected shadowy muscle definition and enhanced pelvic "V", we can see growing a fresh crop of Photoshopped pubes.
They also did a pretty sweet job photoshopping off this woman's clothes.
Why doesn't he grow his own? So sad what happens to children with Bieber fever.
This ad is just another addition to the mounting pile of evidence that Baby Bieber isn't even real at all, but a bit by bit graphic representation of a boy idol generated by a computer to piss in mop buckets and delight the public.
Facebook Comments