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List Of Untold Faults During President Goodluck Jonathan’s Tenure ..(MUST READ)

A few friends of GMB have gathered together to release a few faults of the current President of Nigeria Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and they also claim that this should deter the good Nigerians from voting for him.

One of FNN journalists asked a few favors and got a hold of the list before its general release (find below).

“Our President has failed us – See some of the few things that has happened and he has not been able to handle or control:

    Number of fish in sardine is now 2
    Agbalumo seed has reduced to 2
    Gala with no beef in it
    Egg roll containing garden egg
    Man U signs David Moyes
    Blackberry battery doesn’t last
    Star inside Harp bottle
    Bournvita inside peak milk tin
    Size of Nkwobi pot is too small
    Some people can’t find their names on Coke bottle
    Food doesn’t go round at wedding receptions
    My dentist doesn’t know anything about Bluetooth
    iPhone can’t send pictures to blackberry
    Basket Mouth won’t vote come February 14
    Conductors don’t have complete change anymore
    Tonto Dikeh is now a musician
    Many people were denied visa to Ghana
    Dubai age restriction
    Tuface had too many children..sharia law would have stopped him
    Donjazzy and dbanj split, wizkid and EME split, Psquare almost split
    Skales did not get Grammy nomination

With the above list, we are sure that we have been able to confuse you and not to convince you that come February 14; a vote for GMB is a vote for positive change.

Signed

Friends of GMB

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