This week, menswear designers took a giant step for all mankind. Now they might want to take a few baby steps back. The London Men's Collection, a week-long preview of cutting edge collections for the Fall/Winter 2013-2014 season, is supposed to offer a glimpse into the future of menswear. Instead it was a harbinger of a fashion apocalypse. Wooden face barricades, toxic waste jumpsuits, and strapless dresses worn by dour male pixies. Ladies, meet your new stylish man. He's your worst nightmare and he knows it.
You know, since sex leads to him passing out first, which leads to an entire night of dealing with the fact that he sounds like a car engine stalling. And starting. And stalling. If you find your loving glances are turning into crazy-eyed glares, don't fret my pet: Help is on its way. My ex […]
YOUR GUIDE TO TWIRTING LIKE A PRO I don't know about you, but I barely have the rules of old-school flirting down (where, you know, you flirt in person), never mind this twirting thing (Twitter + flirting=Cute, right?). In fact, when I first heard about it, I thought it was something that happens to you […]