Osborne googled ‘is it okay to eat flies?’

0 0
Read Time:48 Second

GOOGLE’S tax deal was rushed through after the company threatened to leak George Osborne’s disturbing internet history, it has emerged.

The chancellor’s internet records have since been sealed for 70 years in a Californian vault, but are thought to reveal a fixation with consuming live insects.

A Google source said: “He looked up ‘is it OK to eat flies’ and ‘poison darts for crossbow’ at least once a week.

“He also searched for ‘is miaow miaow legal’ and ‘cannibal tribes that live in caves’.

“At 4am last Tuesday he searched ‘worms stripping flesh from horse’, then at 5am ‘really chunky women with big ginger hair and clown-like makeup stripping flesh from horse’.

The employee added that Osborne would continually click back to a live webcam feed of Margaret Thatcher’s gravestone for up to fifteen minutes at a time.

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %

Experts warn that winter could last until spring

0 0
Read Time:22 Second

Experts predicted that spring will not arrive until the weather starts to warm up a bit and then stays like that for a while.

A spokesman said: “We had hoped that spring would start in the first half of February, but if it’s snowing then it means it probably hasn’t.

“At some point it will change, maybe late March or early April. It should be fairly obvious.”

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %

Sarah Palin loves the smell of emissions in the morning

0 0
Read Time:58 Second

Sarah Palin is still being coy about whether she’s going to run for president, but as usual, she’s enjoying whatever attention she can get. Her latest stunt: Hopping on the back of a Harley to ride with 400,000 bikers through D.C., like she was Hell’s own angel. Palin’s take on the ride? Pollutalicious! “I love that smell of the emissions,” she told Fox News.

 The bike event, Rolling Thunder, is an annual Memorial Day ride to the Vietnam Memorial, organized by Vietnam vets to draw attention to missing and captured service members. But hey, why make a respectful statement about veterans and their service to the country, when you can spout off about how much you love noxious fumes?

Palin didn’t make any official remarks at the event about gratitude towards veterans, either, but she also didn’t give a speech about her support for emissions. Why? Because she wasn’t invited to speak. In fact, she wasn’t invited at all. “We can’t stop her from coming to ride,” said Ted Shpak, the ride’s national legislative director, hopefully while trying to avoid eye contact with Palin so she wouldn’t climb onto his handlebars.

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %

Tania Omotayo ends relationship with pop star

0 0
Read Time:47 Second

Music genius, Wizkid appears to be the next celebrity in the spotlight as far as relationship drama goes.

The star has reportedly called quits on his long romance with Tania Omotayo.

According to NET, a close associate of Wizkid disclosed that Tania has finally ended her relationship with the star.

A comment made by the close associate reads, “Tania broke up with Wiz a while ago but both parties agreed to be friendly towards each other. Nonetheless, she kept her distance from him and missed a lot of his events and performances over the Christmas holidays. She went on vacation with her friends in Dubai during his industry night event”.

Before the break-up, a lot of rumours had trailed the pair concerning the chance that both might soon part ways.

So basically, it was only a question of time.

Wizkid is now rumoured to be fathering a child with US-based Binta Diamond Diallo.

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %

Biafra leader handcuffed to court, bail to be decided on Friday

0 0
Read Time:1 Minute, 11 Second

The embattled leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu, was today, Jan. 25, brought to court in handcuffs for his bail hearing.

A Federal High Court in Abuja adjourned the ruling till January 29, 2016.

Kanu is facing a six-count charge bordering on allegations of treasonable felony, maintaining an unlawful society and illegal possession of firearms, among others.

Citing sections 158 and 162 of the Administration of Criminal Justice Act (ACJA), Kanu’s lawyer Vincent Obeta argued that the sections contain his client’s statutory right to bail since he was not charged for a capital offence.

He said Kanu’s offence borders on civil right issues, noting that the right to agitate is guaranteed in a democracy.

In a counter argument, the prosecution counsel, Mohammed Diri, insisted that the application did not meet the conditions stipulated in section 162 of the ACJA.

He urged the court to deny the bail application and accelerate hearing into the matter, stating that Kanu may escape if he is released on bail. He added that the Biafra agitator has dual citizenship.

Following the arguments from both counsels,  Justice John Tsoho, said the application would be decided on Friday.

According to report, Kanu and his supporter engaged in an argument with prison officials shortly after the seession.

Justice Tsoho on January 20, had ordered that Kanu be remanded in Kuje prison pending hearing on his bail application.

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %

Reps reveal how $470m CCTV project went sour

0 0
Read Time:55 Second

The House of Representatives committee investigating the $470m Close Circuit Television (CCTV) project came out with some startling revelations.

The committee claims Nigeria was short changed by the Chinese firm- ZTE, that handled the project.

According to Punch, the committee said “The contract for the installation of CCTV cameras in Abuja and Lagos by the Ministry of Police Affairs is part of a larger project titled, ‘Nigerian National Public Security Communications System, facilitated by an EXIM Bank of China loan.

“The CCTV camera installations are only an integral part of the entire project, which include the installation of 2,000 digital solar-powered cameras, 1,000 each for Abuja and Lagos; 37 switch rooms, microwave backbone; 37 coalition emergency response systems; 38 video conference subs-systems; 37 e-police systems; six emergency communication vehicles; and 1.5 million phone lines for subscribers to generate revenue.”

They added that the ZTE stopped working after collecting the sum of $100m.

The CCTV project was awarded during former President Goodluck Jonathan’s tenure.

The open hearing started today, Tuesday, January 26, 2016.

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %

Robert Powell Cries out “I AM NOT JESUS CHRIST” Warn Nigerians to Stop Reverencing his Image

0 0
Read Time:42 Second

Special Announcement!

Dear people,
I hope you guys are familiar with these images and the person it represents.
If you don’t know the person, let us reintroduce the person to you.

This is Robert Powell best known for the title role in Jesus of Nazareth

Now, the guy is begging Africans especially Nigerians that hanged or still hanging his pictures in their houses, kitchen, parlor, toilet, office, backyard, to remove them immediately because as Mr. Robert Powell puts it “that he is not Jesus Christ, that it was only film he acted and he was surprised to learn that people are using his images and reverencing it as if he is the Jesus of Nazareth “
He begged Nigerians to stop reverencing his images, that he is only a film actor and not Jesus Christ.

Please share this with your friends

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %

Facebook to add ‘F**k That’ button to events

0 0
Read Time:1 Minute, 1 Second

PEOPLE will be able to say ‘F**k That’ to event invitations from next week, Facebook has confirmed.

After users complained a standard refusal failed to reflect how unappealing somebody’s poetry recital sounded, the additional option was added to underline the strong aversion they felt towards certain events.

Facebook use Nikki Hollis said: “Some things you can’t go to and some things you can but you don’t want to because they sound thoroughly awful.

“When someone asks me to help decorate their house I no longer have to think of sarcastic things I’d rather do, like wiping my arse with a handful of Lego.”

Eventually the site’s algorithms will automatically detect which sort of events an account would say ‘Fuck That’ to, based on geographical distance, entry fee or the involvement of ukuleles.

Facebook is also renaming the ‘Maybe’ button on events as the more sincere ‘No, but I’ll wait until more people have responded’.

Hollis said: “My best friend just had a baby so I can see this being really useful in the next 18-or-so years.”

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %

Jimmy Carr’s ‘offensive’ dwarf joke broke broadcasting rules, says watchdog

0 0
Read Time:1 Minute, 37 Second

Jimmy Carr’s joke about dwarves on BBC1’s The One Show was offensive and broke broadcasting rules, the media watchdog has said.

Carr, who was promoting of his greatest hits tour, told viewers he had once come up with a two-word joke.

“I tried to write the shortest joke possible,” he said. “So, I wrote a two-word joke which was: ‘Dwarf shortage’. It’s just so I could pack more jokes into the show.”

Fellow guest Rod Stewart attempted to keep a straight face while The One Show host Alex Jones grimaced.

Carr added: “If you’re a dwarf and you’re offended by that, grow up.”

Broadcasting regulator Ofcom, which received 11 complaints about the incident which aired in November, said that the comments were capable of causing “considerable offence”.

“We found this programme broke broadcasting rules because of offensive comments made by comedian Jimmy Carr,” said Ofcom.

“We found Jimmy Carr’s comments, which attempted to derive humour from the medical condition of dwarfism, were capable of causing considerable offence. Although one of the presenters made an apology towards the end of the programme, we considered it was not sufficient to mitigate the offence caused by Mr Carr’s remarks.”

Carr has a track record of making controversial jokes. At 2014’s Q Awards he reportedly made a tasteless joke about the death of Oscar Pistorius’s girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.

In 2011, he was forced to issue a public apology after he made an offensive joke about children with Down’s syndrome in a live set.

The Eight out of 10 Cats host was landed with a £500,000 tax bill in 2014 after quitting a controversial off-shore tax avoidance scheme, known as K2, after it was investigated by HM Revenue and Customs.

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %

US: Sarah Palin Licks Frozen Flagpole in Iowa, Gets Stuck

0 0
Read Time:1 Minute, 12 Second

People will believe just about anything about certain other people, especially if these other people are of a different political persuasion and have a reputation for not being very smart. So it comes as no surprise that when The Daily Currant reported that former Alaska governor Sarah Palin licked a frozen flagpole in Des Moines, Iowa after a political rally and got stuck to it, people were ready to believe and share the news.

Unfortunately for “Dusty Two Sacks” he has been taken in by satirical site The Daily Currant, which specializes in these kinds of stories. Earlier they also reported on a fake Sarah Palin quote (“Native Americans Should Go Back to Nativia.”) so it is safest to take anything they write about her with a grain of salt.

The article also reported that people were making fun of the situation on Twitter by using the hashtags #palinpop and #brainfreeze. But no such thing is happening.

Unfortunately for “Dusty Two Sacks” he has been taken in by satirical site The Daily Currant, which specializes in these kinds of stories. Earlier they also reported on a fake Sarah Palin quote (“Native Americans Should Go Back to Nativia.”) so it is safest to take anything they write about her with a grain of salt.

The article also reported that people were making fun of the situation on Twitter by using the hashtags #palinpop and #brainfreeze. But no such thing is happening:

About Post Author

Anthony-Claret Ifeanyi Onwutalobi

Anthony-Claret is a software Engineer, entrepreneur and the founder of Codewit INC. Mr. Claret publishes and manages the content on Codewit Word News website and associated websites. He's a writer, IT Expert, great administrator, technology enthusiast, social media lover and all around digital guy.
Happy
0 0 %
Sad
0 0 %
Excited
0 0 %
Sleepy
0 0 %
Angry
0 0 %
Surprise
0 0 %