There’s a lot to be said about marital bliss… A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several applicants and completing all the […]
A small plane was carrying three passengers over a mountain range — an old man, his grandson, and an eminent scientist. Suddenly, the pilot burst into the cabin, saying ‘The engines have all failed! Grab a parachute and jump from the plane!’ With this, the pilot opened the cabin door and leapt out with his […]
A very loud Texan Engineer was visiting Australia, and talking big about all of the large civil works in the USA that he was involved in. To be polite his Australian counterpart took him on a tour of some of Sydneys larger constructions. First he took him to Gladesville Bridge. The Texan exclaimed, “WhatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s that!Ã¢â‚¬Â […]
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. Ã¢â‚¬ËœWelcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around […]
Larry tells Harry: When I grow up, I am going to be a policeman and follow in my fatherÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s footsteps. I did not know your father was a policeman, said Harry. He is not Ã¢â‚¬Â¦. He is a burglar replied Larry.
CEO — Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER — […]
The railways must be seen as a primary sector of critical importance to the economy – Luke Onyekakeyah (The Guardian, Tuesday, 16th September 2008)
Despite all our shortcomings and ills as a nation and as a people, Nigeria, believe it or not are respected all over the world for many reasons.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Nigeria don spoil! Nigeria is a failed state! Nigeria na yeye! There is no hope for Nigeria! Nigeria has to break up! Nigeria and Nigerians cannot change! Nigeria cannot be united!
“The future of the north lies in our hands. We should today begin to shape our destiny.