Poems and Poetry

Female Jokes -Marital bliss

There’s a lot to be said about marital bliss… A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several applicants and completing all the […]

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Airplane joke

A small plane was carrying three passengers over a mountain range — an old man, his grandson, and an eminent scientist. Suddenly, the pilot burst into the cabin, saying ‘The engines have all failed! Grab a parachute and jump from the plane!’ With this, the pilot opened the cabin door and leapt out with his […]

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Work joke

A very loud Texan Engineer was visiting Australia, and talking big about all of the large civil works in the USA that he was involved in. To be polite his Australian counterpart took him on a tour of some of Sydneys larger constructions. First he took him to Gladesville Bridge. The Texan exclaimed, “What’s that!” […]

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Political Jokes – Very funny

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around […]

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Kid Joke

Larry tells Harry: When I grow up, I am going to be a policeman and follow in my father’s footsteps. I did not know your father was a policeman, said Harry. He is not …. He is a burglar replied Larry.

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Business Joke

CEO — Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER — […]