She's finally free! According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian's divorce is settled — meaning she's no longer hitched to Kris Humphries and can move on with her life after a year-and-a-half-long battle. (Isn't it weird that their divorce lasted, like, seven-and-a-half times as long as their marriage?)
Sources connected to Kris say an announcement is expected in court today, though no details of the settlement have been released.
Kim will supposedly be present to hear the good news, although Kris is reportedly practicing with his NBA teammates and won't make an appearance. Wait a minute — this sounds familiar.
After his failure to show up at the initial divorce hearing last week, you'd think Kris would make it a point to head to court this time around. (He sure has some nerve.)
Man, you know Kim is breathing a sigh of relief. Since news broke yesterday that her divorce could be settled today, she was probably up all night pacing with her fingers crossed hoping this is the last time she'll have to hear the name Kris Humphries for at least a couple months or so.
And now that she's no longer Mrs. Humphries — there's nothing stopping her from becoming Mrs. Kanye West. Somehow I'm guessing they'll wait until their baby arrives in July before tying the knot — simply because I can't imagine Kim warming up to the idea of being a pregnant bride.
But I'm willing to bet that by the end of 2013, Kim will be a married woman again. And this time, it's sure to last longer than a mere 72 days. (Or at least we hope so.)
Are you happy for Kim now that she's a free woman?